The student provides 10 excuses for not having their homework completed, including their dog eating it, losing it, their mom throwing it away, a roommate taking it by accident, spilling on it, their brother hiding it, using it for origami instead of the assignment, and simply forgetting or dropping it on the way to class.

2. I lost it.

3. My mom threw it away.

4. My roommate accidentally took my paper to her class.

5. I spilled chocolate milk on it.

6. My brother got mad at me and hid it.

7. I didn’t realize it was an assignment and was having too much fun with the paper shredder.

8. I forgot it.

9. I dropped it on the way to class.

10. I folded it into origami and it looks to nice to turn it.