1. Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they? Sambha : Sardar Do. Gabber: Mujhe geenti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain? Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai. Gabber: Aur Do ke pehle? Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai. Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai? Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata. Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey? Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai. Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai? Sambha: Do ek se Ek bada hai? Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai? Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do.