A father is taking his son to his first rugby match and prepares him by describing the sights, smells, and excitement of the game, including the freshly cut grass, food, seats with a good view, and the emotions of watching his team score and hopefully win. However, the son can only remember going to the match.

1. The big day has arrived…

2. Today is the day that you take your son to watch his first Rugby match at Telstra Stadium…

3. To prepare him you tell him about everything that awaits him…

4. You tell him about the smell of the freshly cut grass, the hot dogs, the chips, about the seats you got, with the best view…

5. You tell him about the anxiety, the excitement, the joy as his team scores, and the wonderful feeling he’ll get as his team wins…

6. BUT… all the little SHIT can remember is…