This document contains a collection of riddles and jokes. It includes wordplay jokes asking how to say a number with many 1s, calling a bear without an ear a bee, and keeping doctors away with an apple. Other jokes are puns playing on homophones like throwing butter out a window to see a butterfly or water to see a waterfall. Riddles ask what can't be used until broken (an egg) and which room has no doors or windows (a mushroom). The document ends with a joke answering "Flower" is John's mother, playing on a Chinese phrase.

1. 1. How do you say the
number: 11111111111111 ?
• Seven 11Seven 11..

2. 2.What do you call a bear
without an "ear"?
•A bee ( b )

3. 3. An apple a day keeps
the away.
•doctor

4. 4.Why is number six
afraid ?
•Because seven eight
nine. (seven ate nine)

5. 5.Why does the man throw
the butter out the window?
•He wants to see the
butterfly.

6. 6. Why does the woman
throw a bucket of water out
the window?
• She wants to see the
waterfall.

7. 7.What can't be used
until it's broken?
•An egg.

8. 8.Which room has no doors
and no windows?
•A mushroom.

9. 9.What are the 3 important
rings in life?
• Engagement ring,
wedding ring and
suffering.

10. Q: Who is John’s mother?
A: Flower.
( Because in Chinese we
say 花生醬 )