This document describes a simple method to program shape memory polymer sheets into different two-dimensional shapes using only scissors. The method involves cutting pre-strained polymer sheets into initial shapes and orientations, and then allowing the strain to relax through heating. The final shape is determined by the initial cut orientation relative to the strain direction. Identical initial rectangles cut at different angles take on different final shapes like squares or parallelograms as the strain relaxes. A geometric model is developed to predict the final shapes based on initial dimensions and orientation. Examples demonstrating re-keyable locks and high aspect ratio fibers are also presented.