This document discusses how pistachios can spontaneously combust in certain situations, citing Wikipedia, WiseGEEK, and NASA as sources claiming pistachios and Mars are hot. However, the sources and information provided lack credibility and appear intended to mislead rather than inform the reader.

1. Pistachios will spontaneously
combust in certain situations
By Kelsi Jenkins

2. Here you can see I searched “pistachios
combusting” and got many results!!!

3. The
wikipedia
page for
pistachios
says so!

4. WiseGEEK
says so. And
you know
it’s right
because it’s
run by a
wise geek
which is like,
really smart,
so…

5. YES ALSO NASA SAYS MARS IS HOT
(disclaimer: not photoshopped!!!!

6. THIS CONCLUDES MY FACT-BASED
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• For Nicholas Soroka