This document provides advice on who to consult for a "faint idea" about different topics. It suggests consulting experts in their fields for ideas about roads, the body, the cosmos, war, gardens, buildings, computers, birds, history, destiny, the ocean, public transportation, science, art, poetry, jewels, hunting, puzzles, love, and society. It concludes by saying the only one who can provide a "complete idea" about life, its good and evil, origins of religion, and purpose of continuing the universe is the Creator.

1. PLEASE DO CONSULT THE CREATOR
For a faint idea about the road; the places it leads to; consult the rustic and aboriginal
tourist guide,
For a faint idea about the body; a first hand knowledge of its intricate parts; consult
the specialist and prudent doctor,
For a faint idea about the cosmos; a glimpse into the history of stars; consult the hi-
tech and contemporary astronaut,
For a faint idea about the battlefield; the weapons used in pugnacious war; consult
the intrepid warrior,
For a faint idea about the garden; the fraternity of plants protruding from its ripened
soil; consult the bushy haired gardener,
For a faint idea about the building; its majestic elevation towering splendidly towards
the sky; consult the dexterous and skillful architect,
For a faint idea about the computer; a sagacious browsing through its fundamentals;
consult the software prodigy,
For a faint idea about the scores of birds; the sounds they emanated while singing in
melodious cadence; consult the dedicated ornithologist,
For a faint idea about medieval history; the vacillations of the kingly empire; consult
the monk sitting beneath the gigantic tree,
For a faint idea about your destiny; the meaning of all those infinite bifurcation's on
your palm; consult the prudent and mystical palmist,
For a faint idea about the ocean; the preposterously huge sharks lurking around in gay
abandon; consult the domineering and bespectacled captain,
For a faint idea about the bus; the routes it travels on and stops; consult the pot-
bellied and uniformed conductor,
For a faint idea about the solvents bubbling in the laboratory; the innumerable
equations scribbled rampantly on the blackboard; consult the ingenious scientist,
For a faint idea about the paintings; the mesmerizing shapes sketched and evolved
within the canvas; consult the gullible and unshaven artist,

2. For a faint idea about poetry; the inexplicable meaning embedded within the royal
verse; consult the innovative and indefatigably writing writer,
For a faint idea about shimmering jewels; the grandiloquent chains of pearls
scintillating wildly behind transparent glass; consult the wiry bodied and lanky
goldsmith,
For a faint idea about catching the panther; explicitly divulging the name of the
animal by merely viewing its remote footprints; consult the savage and sprint footed
African hunter,
For a faint idea about solving mind boggling puzzles of arithmetic; cracking every
riddle encapsulated within the school textbooks; consult the stern and stringent
voiced teacher,
For a faint idea about love; romancing in the aisles of unsurpassable desire and
emotion; consult your enchanting beloved,
For a faint idea about interacting with the acrimonious society; consult your mother;
richly experienced in adeptly dealing with the same,
But for a complete idea about life; its share of good and gruesomely evil; its blissful
rise and unpredictable pit-falls; the spirit of survival and letting one simultaneously
exist; the origin of religion segregating entire mankind; the inevitable urge to
procreate and continue this Universe;
Don’t ask me; for I cant even give you a faint idea; all I can say is that for pacifying
your present anxieties and whatever that may futuristically arise, please do consult the
Creator .