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I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied, without a pause, "It's cheaper than a nursing home". So, there will be no nursing homes in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long  term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:
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8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them. 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare; if you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life . Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go?  Princess will have a ship ready to go so don't look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.
P.S.  If you die they just toss your body over the side of the boat.
Send this to all who dream of a luxurious old age
HAVE A GREAT DAY !

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Nursing Home Plan1

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  • 2. I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied, without a pause, "It's cheaper than a nursing home". So, there will be no nursing homes in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:
  • 3.
  • 4. 8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them. 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare; if you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life . Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go so don't look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.
  • 5. P.S. If you die they just toss your body over the side of the boat.
  • 6. Send this to all who dream of a luxurious old age
  • 7. HAVE A GREAT DAY !