The document discusses Racheal's celebrity crushes and her brother Dylan's commentary on them. It mentions actors like Aiden Turner, Andrew Scott, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Pine, Colin O'Donoghue, Darren Criss, David Tennant, Dominic Monaghan, Jamie Campbell Bower, Lee Pace, Orlando Bloom, Sam Claflin, Sebastian Stan, Tom Hiddleston, and Zachary Levi. Dylan and Racheal debate the careers and roles of each celebrity.

1. My Celebrity Crushes
According to my brother (16 years old)
Dylan
Me (Racheal)
I WANNA BE RED!!!
Fine then…
YAY!

2. Aiden Turner I like his hair. His name is Aiden Turner?
yes
Timmy Turner
…No…think Hobbit
He’s not a hobbit, he’s a dwarf
I KNOW THIS!

3. Andrew Scott
I don’t know him
Is he gay?
Yes
Then why do you have a crush on him?
Just look at his smile! What woman
wouldn’t fall in love?
You can never have him
…I know

4. Benedict Cumberbatch
*Stares for a long time*
Spock kicked his ass…
…This is true

5. Chris Pine
SPOCK KICKED HIS ASS TOO!!!
*falls out of chair laughing*

6. Colin O’Donoghue
I don’t know him, but I like his
beard.
Recognize him?
Is this one gay too?
No
Who is he?
Captain Hook!
Racheal, that show makes no
sense… kind of like Lost

7. Darren Criss
I don’t know him either
He’s in StarKid
What’s StarKid?
It’s a theater–
Never mind. He looks like Ted.
From How I Met Your Mother?
How many other Teds do you know?

8. David Tennant
Looks like he’s serial killer
He’s not.
*Walks Away*
Come back! You’re not done!
Fine. What is he on?
Doctor Who
…You’re trying my patience.
And Harry Potter
Ooh, ooh, I know this! He has a dad!
Yes! Yes!
Barty Crouch Jr.
And the Doctor
Whatever

9. Dominic Monaghan
Pot head.
Heroin
Whatever.
His death was sad…
Wasn’t it though?
Especially since you knew it was coming…
Awww, Dylan, do you miss Charlie?
…move on, it’s too painful

10. Jamie Campbell Bower
That’s a woman
NO IT’S NOT!
But the hair and the cleavage!
What cleavage?
Oh, wait facial hair. That is a dude.
Thank you.

11. Lee Pace
THE PIE MAKER! *pokes me really hard in the arm*
YOU’RE DEAD!
OW!!!! That’s not how it works!
I WANT PIE!

12. Orlando Bloom Prince of Troy
Really? He’s been Will Turner, Legolas, and Romeo,
and you’re going with Prince of Troy?
He was good in Troy
…Accurate

13. Sam Claflin
Who is he?
Don’t you recognize him? We just watched him in a
movie!
No
FINNIK!
Oh…whatever. Are we done?
No

14. Sebastian Stan I like his hair, but I have no idea who he is.
Racheal this is stupid!
He’s the Mad Hatter! Bucky Barnes!
Oh, the Winter Solder?
YES!
I don’t care

15. Tom Hiddleston
He’s really silly looking
That’s Hiddles!
His smile is stupid. Who is he?
Loki!
Loki is stupid!
*whispers* the internet would kill you.
What?
Nothing.

16. Zachary Levi He looks like a lovable nerd.
That’s exactly who he is!
He should be on that nerdy show you and mom like.
Which one?
Chuck
*rolls eyes*
He should host all of Comic Con. His smile is
infectious. What can he do?
…Act…
What else?
…Sing…
He should be a Disney Prince.
…Are you messing with me?
(not lying) What? No.
You don’t know who he is?
Wait…is he Chuck?
YES!
He should have been a Disney Prince instead.
But he is a Disney Prince
HAHA! Nice try, Racheal!
*rolls eyes*