1. What if Body Hair Removal was Fun?
Manscaping is the New World order and it's here to stay… get use to it, resistance is
futile since it is= to a Billion Dollar Industry, just ask Gillette alone.
It is across the board Gay Bi Straight, married single divorce, with kids without kids
,Urban Rural,young, old, all euthenics around the Globe….it really is.
It also is being demystified a lot due to constant increase in media coverage, after all
you are reading this due to an active interest in the topic.
No It's not just for Gays anymore….
In Brief there is the ever popular Waxing; where a thin film of wax is applied to the
hair ,then a Strip of cloth is rubbed into it, then flicked off in a quick flick to remove the
hair. The key take away is to do small sections at a time and stretch the skin to avoid
the nasty yank and bruise. There is Sugaring which is an old as Egypt, milder but
parallel form of waxing; where a heated and thicker paste made from water, lemon juice
and sugar is applied with the fingers onto the skin then flicked off to remove the hair, no
strip as in waxing and it's water based instead of oil based like waxing is ...so it all
rinses off easily.
Very important not to apply a greasy oil after waxing since it clogs up the pores and can
lead to those nasty Ingrowns; which are not fun. Best thing to apply is a water based
Aloa Vera Gel with calming Anti septic essential oils like Sage or Bergamot.
In the event of ingrowns, Soften them with a hot cloth rubbed against them, providing
they are not too stuck you can get them opened up and cleared with a Comedone
extractor you use only on yourself and disinfect before easing .Extractors are very
expensive due to to niche market mark up. However the Health and beauty section of
ebay has them dirt cheap, good stainless and easy to use to empty the pores of the
excess sebum, remember to use just on yourself. You can also use Anti Acne facial gel
washes, they are made for the face but strong enough to work on any body area with
acne. Wet the hands apply the Gel lather up the area ,leave for a few minutes, not a few
seconds ;then rinse.
If you have the time to go to Dermatologist you can; however it can be a self
maintenance thing you can do yourself , it gets less complicated with time and
experience, and if you do commit to body waxing, it may be part of the after effect
/after care for a few sessions until the body does get accustomed to waxing. And it does
since waxing does not remove the hair producing Root/Follicle ,however it does damage
it and results in a milder weaker regrowth that GETS EASIER AND EASIER TO
REWAX.
No need to envision blinding pain, just have small sections done ask your technician for
small sections at a time….please and thank you, then envision the end result since the
method and path justifies the result you get of smooth for a few weeks with weaker and
weaker regrowth.
Also make note to avoid Viles or creams of Regrowth inhibitors , they are over priced

2. and with testosterone fed Male Body Hair they do not deliver much results. They are
more for the weaker Peach Fuzz/Velus hair found on women
IF Waxing is TOO Much…There is Clip and
Shave
Cheap and Easy Body Clip Add shave if you wish, however you only get to stay real
smooth for a few days and shaving can produce pimples due to a reaction of the
product with the Ph balance of your Skin .
If you do shave do not use a cheap disposable razor since they have a more jagged
edge on a microscopic level and will scratch more, especially if you are chopping
through an extensive growth. Invest in a fresh new blade that has a micro sharp edge to
it since it is worth it.
Also very important"Do not Use Commercial Shave Foam in a Can" They all have
Industrial Strength chemicals and preservatives in them to ensure a shelf life as long as
Carbon 14. Use a plain simple body gel like Hemp seed based or whatever you feel
works . Do this in a warm shower so your skin and pores are pre heated and relaxed
instead of cold taunt and dry. Especially for the Pubio Genital/ Gaza Strip section
between the Butt cheeks.
Makes a world of difference in the ease and time it takes to touch up. A few minutes
every week instead of an entire morning once a year… remember that.
Is there a Chemical Solution to all This?
The answer is Yes Depilatory creams are available , they basically are a chemical
shave. Made with a very strong form of bleach which dissolves the hair.
Not just for anyone but not life threatening, Important to do a test patch of a small
area first to see if you have a reaction to the products. The ones who do usually
continue to be unable to use these creams , however the ones who have no reaction
swear by them ,since its a fast 10-15 minutes and effective means to dissolves body
Hair then rinse away… Imagine that.
Formula One of Body Hair Removal Anywhere
As for Laser Hair Removal that is for someone with lots of hair where it truly is a bother
and waxing clipping and shaving are not options, due to the sheer amount. Or if a
certain area truly "bugs you" then by all means go for it.
Make Note It is not done in one session it takes a session every 5-6 weeks for 8-10
months,then touch sessions to catch new growth… not regrowth since laser kills roots
producing hair now. However the body is not made out of wood and plaster it is a living
evolving Hormonal Identity fed entity, never forget it. So visions of get rid of hair forever
quick fix, never shave again and looking like the Model in the Publicity thing might not
be happening for a while…Got it?
However it does work if done right, it is also quite painless . Most lasers on the market

3. are short Pulse lasers Alexandrite, Diode and Rudy the wavelength of these short pulse
lasers heats the hair and roots but not so much the skin .Providing there is a cooling
mechanism in place.
NDYag is more a long pulse laser with longer wavelength not so much absorbed by the
skin, the hair yes the skin not so much . Therefore it remains quite safe and is also
relatively painless .
However do your due diligence and shop carefully since it is a significant chunk of
change$$$ to drop on a body part or two.
I realize It is quite a bit of steps and options to take in but if you care about your image
and grooming it can be a nice relaxed time you allocate
to you with you for you on an unhurried Saturday morning with you.
If you can't stand working on your self or are 10 thumbs Joe…. Then Outsource it
Dude… go out and get a full Daytona 500 Body Groom,and get smooth all the way
around that race track of love.
A now standard example protocol of what Men are having done is ….Wax back and
shoulders down to the T-Shirt Sleeve level ,Clip Buttock and between cheek cleft hairs
flush to the skin. Clip legs just remove the length keep the full rich thickness . Same Clip
with Guide for Chest Stomach Armpits, do clipper over comb comb out and clip of the
Pubic bush,with a round arch at the base of the Penis . Scrotal and perineum shave with
a fresh high quality blade every time with every client, use organic hemp seed gel rise
with a Hot towel….to remove all cream and cut hair. Lastly apply an Aloa Vera Gel with
essential oils to avoid itching and Scratching.
Use Stylist sheers to trim nose hairs,& the stray Barn owl eyebrow hair, and laser those
pesky ear hairs since it's hard to reach and wax in the ears.
Allow a few minutes to recover from the profound relaxed state of bliss this can sink you
in then get up and go get 'em.
May be hard to believe but an ever increasing spectrum of Men are going for this type of
stuff.Just an example, not standard across the board…but an example of what a Male
Client is interested in for a full body grooming experience.
From Nose hairs to the underside of the Man Chassis.It's true we have now evolved to
that level of Grooming sophistication… Believe me.
For some it's just above waist, others it's just below waist. All very simple straight up no
funny stuff bring money, nobody gets hurt mindset in this new world order of
Manscaping.
Unfortunately Mainstream Spas are not all up to snuff on the Male Client yet, it is still
after all a world of Minimum Wage Barbies who basically see men as Sex Pigs…. they
really do.Or they just have cross cultural issues over it.However there is hope just
Google search for a Salon or Spa near you and Interview them with a few questions as
to what they are and are not comfortable with. Certified Male Astheticiens are on the
rise , and they are not all screaming Gays , the smart ones realize the "Marketing
Potential" found in a Male clientele that is E Z to meet and work with.
If you live in a rural area and the option of Out sourcing the Deed to a Pro is out; then
there are the home made solutions, may take a few animal testing trials but with

4. practice and a bit of Hand Motor conditioning "You Can Do IT".
If not get the Life partner/ Significant other to clip and shave ya on Saturday nights after
you've bought them Dinner. If your single well be brazen and tell your Gym buddy I clip
your back if you clip mine, then you do the rest of the places you can reach in the
privacy of your own Mansome shower scene.