This document provides tips for successful social networking while intoxicated. It suggests lessons such as posing for photos at events, dressing loudly to get attention, only attending events where name tags are used, taking photos with celebrities and groups of women, and ensuring you are in large group photos by any means necessary. More advanced tips include hiring personal stalkers to document your activities while intoxicated to help with networking goals. The document warns to be careful if attempting to network in this manner.