This short document contains a series of jokes told in single sentences. The jokes poke fun at golfing, math, state names, laundry detergent brands, and Santa Claus by playing on words and phrases associated with those topics to create humorous puns and double meanings.

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2. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

3. In case he got a hole in one!

4. Why is the math book unhappy?

5. Because its full of problems!

6. What did Delaware?

7. Her New Jersey!

8. Why do you wash your clothes in Tide?

9. Because it’s too windy out tide!

10. What goes oh ohoh?

11. Santa walking backwards!