The document lists things that the author can and cannot do. It alternates between stating an activity the author can do such as sleep, dance, swim, cook, paint a picture, write a story, make a cake, teach, sing, and run. Each of these "can" statements is followed by an activity preceded by "can't" such as smoke, play the piano, play ping-pong, ski, play golf, fix a car, ride a bicycle, milk a cow, climb a mountain, and play tennis.