The garden hosepipe is described as a plastic tube that crisscrosses across the lush green lawn, fitted with apertures that sprinkle water evenly to wash dirt from plants and submerge patches of land in pools of nutrition, quenching the thirst of travelers and rendering tree branches unsuitable for firewood by splashing them with straight missiles of water. The hosepipe has the potential to be used as a portable instrument or sturdy rope to convey gallons of water and lambast the soil with sprays, flooding crevices and whitewashing walls.