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Daniel was driving a group of football players selling fundraising books when he rear-ended another car. His younger brother John's wrist was shattered in the accident. Daniel blamed himself and struggled with guilt. However, John recovered strongly and was playing piano with two hands just two weeks later, driving Daniel to have his best season. Years later, John made his first start for his high school football team and intercepted a pass, fulfilling his potential beyond what Daniel had achieved and helping Daniel overcome his lingering guilt from the accident.
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