A couple of years back, Oracle announced a new 6 month release cadence for Java and a paid subscription model for the Oracle JDK. These changes are now in force and there is a lot of confusion about what they actually mean. Is Java still free to use? And if not, what alternatives are there to the Oracle JDK? In this talk I give a definitive answer to the above questions. NOTE: INTERNAL TALK GIVEN AT BOUVET.