This document contains a birthday message for K-TRON from R&B along with some "deep thoughts" inspired by KATIE WINTER. The thoughts include enjoying getting together with cousins for drinks even if the drinking lasts months and they aren't actually cousins, enjoying and owning one's birthday as a Scorpio on the majestic Pacific Coast, and a note to press escape to exit the message.

1. K-TRON: This is a Deep Thought. Made especially for you. Make sure the volume is UP. Then press enter. EZ-PeaZ. Hope you enjoy. Happy Birthday K-tron We Love You Dearly. Love, R&B

2. Deep Thoughts Inspired by KATIE WINTER Click it again, K-tron (only once)

3. No matter how old I get, I’ll always enjoy getting together with my cousins and having a few drinks, even if the drinking lasts a few months and these people turn out not to be my cousins.

4. Enjoy your birthday! Be your birthday! Own it! Respect the birth! Go Scorpio, GO!!! Press escape to escape the majesty of the Pacific Coast of the Olympic Peninsula (In June. Fuck June.)