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A death of a profileFeaturing www.myspace.com/daveandersononlineas himselfWritten and directed Dave Anderson  www.davanderson.com.auThanks to Myspace....for nothing.
Something to remember you by...RIP
Go to your account settings and you can see the magic button...
Isn’t this a yes or no question?
No, you can’t select all of the above, even though you want to...
I could have gone on and on and on...
You are sending me instructions...but I just killed you?
A mercy email arrives, but look it’s not you it’s...no it’s definitely you. Get out of my life...
Death will come soon....
Minutes later...gone. Finally something on Myspace worked.
The ENDThanks for nothing...

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