This document appears to be a humorous birthday card or message for someone turning 36 from their family. It includes jokes about the recipient reaching an improbably old age of 500, references to athletes and characters celebrating with them, and a random assortment of images. The message closes by listing the names of the family members sending their birthday wishes.

1. Happy 500th 36th
Birthday, Daddy!
You’re now officially over the hill.
Omg it’s your
birthday.
5/15/13
Don’t worry, one
day you’ll reach
your 500th like
you’ve always
wanted.

2. Burfday!
Even Jeter’s
clapping for you.
It’s Jeter

3. Happy
Barfday!
Even
Manning’s
dancing for
you.
Even Revis is
happy for you.

4. Rockets not Knicks cause Lin
Happy
Berfday!
Even Lin’s
smiling
for you.

5. Happy
Worfday!
Even Spock is saluting you.

6. Happy Perfday?
Even though it’s your
birthday, Gandalf still
isn’t letting you pass.

7. Random Birthday Page:


8. THE
END
Love,
Amber,
Allyson, and
Mommy
Who dis lady be
These are
Beckham abs.