This humorous passage describes how God created healthy foods like vegetables, fruits, and lean meats for humans to live long and healthy lives. However, Satan then created and promoted unhealthy, fattening foods like ice cream, donuts, fried foods, and fast food. As a result, humans gained weight and had health issues. God tried providing solutions like running shoes and heart-healthy potatoes, but Satan countered with sedentary lifestyles and unhealthier versions of foods that led to further weight gain and issues.