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Battledecks - California Library Association 2011
The document outlines the rules and structure for a competition called 'Battledecks', where contestants present humorous slide decks within five minutes. Judges will evaluate based on criteria including content, audience engagement, and overall creativity, with prizes awarded to the best presenters. The document also features names of participants and judges, along with witty themes and jokes related to libraries and technology.
Battledecks - California Library Association 2011
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- 2. Rules… Each contestantwill have a unique, unfamiliar and often humorous set of ten slides Each Contestant has 5 minutes to complete their slide deck Judges will score contestants based on 5 criteria Scores will be judged during the George and Joan exhibition round In the event of a tie, the official Battledecks applause-o-meter will be used
- 3. Scoring… Content andCredibility Poise flow and gestures Audience responses Getting through the whole deck as close to five minutes as possible Overall level of AWESOME!!
- 4. Judges… Rosario GarzaSam McBane Mulford Hildie Verlaine Kraus Kirby McCurtis
- 5. Competitors… Stacey AldrichOleg Kagan Derek Wolfgram Lori Bowen Ayre Glenn Warren Jennifer Baker
- 6. Special Thanks… Timekeeper– Jill Sonnenberg Slidemakers – Ashley Kagan Stephanie Roach Halftime Show – George and Joan
- 7. Prizes… The #CalibconfGolden Microphone A t-shirt of the winners choice from the library advocacy store www.cafepress.com/libraryadvocacy
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- 10. Seat belts: Anothertechnology lost with the closing of libraries.
- 11. LIBRARIES Get HBOProgramming , on demand, ten years before everyone else.
- 12. Don’t worry, Tomis your friend! .
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- 14. But… willyour Boopsie App work on this?
- 15. Coming soon toyour library…
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- 17. Relax… They were all about vampires
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- 23. Yo momma goesto the Library
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- 27. In the not-to-distant future…
- 28. Don’t be afraidto fail… Sometimes
- 29. More than 3,000new books are published everyday. Mostly by James Patterson
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- 31. Find us on…Or… Just come in the freaking library!
- 32. Librarians Because some questions can’t be Googled.
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- 36. Its storytime boysand girls!!
- 37. Maybe you shouldembrace your heresy.
- 38. Never Forget… … Our roots
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- 42. When have wegone too far?
- 43. Clarity… Central couldrun out in less than 5
- 44. Predictions are thatby 2013 a supercomputer will be built that exceeds the computational capability of the brain.
- 45. That’s how youknow we’re serious.
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- 49. To whom werequestions asked before Google?
- 50. Pick one. TechnicalSkills People Skills
- 51. Up next inmobile library services
- 52. Sometimes… Things justhappen beyond our control
- 53. Commitment to yourdecisions
- 54. Learn totake risks
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- 57. Everything I neededto learn in SLIS about reference I learned from this sign.
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- 62. Get out thecolor fonts . This one is SERIOUS!
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- 65. All the otherkids with the pumped up ____
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- 69. Library Signage 101Use Clipart for clarity
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- 71. YO, Yo, Amazon…I’m real happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but libraries have the best loans of all time. OF ALL TIME!
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- 75. Not every decision is a good one.
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- 77. Libraries and catsactually have a lot in common.
- 78. That patron whowears sunglasses inside
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- 82. What Would HarryPotter Do?
- 83. The librarian needsa rapper name .
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- 89. Pornography on apublic computer
- 90. Talk about shamelessself-promotion!
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- 92. On the internet, you can be any age
- 93. HOW DO IPRINT??
- 94. Good thing Googlechecks for spelling
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- 97. I will usea library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library before asking dumb questions I will use a library befo
- 98. … I believein taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling, and I got confused about the rules. It all comes down to the wisdom of Kenneth Parcell. Why?
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- 101. I’m looking forthat book about that guy in that place…
- 102. The book is always better. movie Nevermind…
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