2. Buch tu kitna Accha hain!!
Amar: Yaar Prabhu, Whitey Kitna Accha hain!!
Prabhu: Yaar wo to hain. Apna Buch bhi to Kitna
accha hain!!
Monika: Yaar tumlog Whitey ki insult
kyun kar rahe ho!!
3. Buch Ki Company
•Revenue – $
2,50,000 billion
•FII ka sabse bada
sponser (something
which FII keeps
under wraps)
•Buch ki company
S&P and Moody ko
rate karti hain
•IMF ran into
trouble when Buch
sneezed
4. The Four MOs of Buch’s Life
#3 MOnika #4 MOna
Buch while getting teased with
other girls:
“Wo sab kya hain Mona ke
saamne… Mona hi mera true love
hai”
“Mona mere saath photo
khichvaayegi?”
#1 MOney #2 MOdi
5. Buch: Tumhi meri
sapnon ki rani ho!
Rani: Chal ja
jhoothe, Rajaji
sun lenge
Raja:
Buch
Kamina!
Buch Ki Rang Raliyan
Door se
baat kar!
Phir se chance
mar raha hai
Maa: Yeh to
mere pe bhi
line maarta hai
6. 6 Steps to get free Pizza –BUCH Style
• Dominos waalo ko call kare Friday
evening around 7:43:89
• Give two orders of one pizza each (to
utilize maximum 300 cap - really
mean)
• Security guard se jugaad rakhne ka to
delay the entry
• Order in the farthest room possible from
the gate
• Blast the deliver guy why he is 20
seconds and fight with his manager in
Gujju tone until he yields (if need
blackmail them that he will stop all
‘industrial forum’ orders)
• Bingo you get your free Pizza( thank
Buch now)
Abe yaar Buch
ka phone aaya
hain!! Taar Kaat
Do !!
7. Hoosh me at A-Base @ 12
@Juniors : For all those "sleepless nights doing CSP" during
orientation week..here is a chance to hoosh the "CSP globber
and mastermind!!"
