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Bacon Bandaids
                                     Very few people know of the amazing healing powers that bacon possesses. Bacon is so

                                     powerful, in fact, that they now make bacon bandaids to help quickly heal your open cuts and

                                     wounds. These novelty bacon bandaids are functional and tasty!

                                     Buy It
                                     $6.38
                                     via Amazon.com

Bacon lovers rejoice! As if bacon wasn’t awesome enough, scientists now have discovered astounding curative properties of this

marvelous food. Everybody knows that when ingested, bacon’s crispy, greasy goodness satisfies even the mightiest hunger every

time. H owever, when applied externally to the skin, bacon particles react in such a way as to s peed up your healing rate

exponentially. These bacon bandaids will have Wolverine wishing he c ould heal as fast as you! In fact, the introduction of the

band- aids into the market will cause a projected 13 .3% in staff c uts at hospitals .

These bacon band-aids feature latex- free adhesive sides and sterile gauze in the middle ready to handle whatever boo-boo or

ouchie you’ve got. Plus , its realistic appearance is both s tylish and realistic ; they’ll have your mouth watering every time you look

at it. Not only do the bandaids draw looks , kids will love showing them off to their friends as well – what little boy wouldn’t love

grossing out adults or amusing their friends with bacon stuck to their arm or leg. It’s a win- win, get healed and look cool.

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  • 1. Bacon Bandaids Very few people know of the amazing healing powers that bacon possesses. Bacon is so powerful, in fact, that they now make bacon bandaids to help quickly heal your open cuts and wounds. These novelty bacon bandaids are functional and tasty! Buy It $6.38 via Amazon.com Bacon lovers rejoice! As if bacon wasn’t awesome enough, scientists now have discovered astounding curative properties of this marvelous food. Everybody knows that when ingested, bacon’s crispy, greasy goodness satisfies even the mightiest hunger every time. H owever, when applied externally to the skin, bacon particles react in such a way as to s peed up your healing rate exponentially. These bacon bandaids will have Wolverine wishing he c ould heal as fast as you! In fact, the introduction of the band- aids into the market will cause a projected 13 .3% in staff c uts at hospitals . These bacon band-aids feature latex- free adhesive sides and sterile gauze in the middle ready to handle whatever boo-boo or ouchie you’ve got. Plus , its realistic appearance is both s tylish and realistic ; they’ll have your mouth watering every time you look at it. Not only do the bandaids draw looks , kids will love showing them off to their friends as well – what little boy wouldn’t love grossing out adults or amusing their friends with bacon stuck to their arm or leg. It’s a win- win, get healed and look cool.