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Three short funny stories are summarized: 1) A man asks a taxi driver how much it costs to go to the station. When the driver says £30, the man asks how much for just his suitcase to be taken. The driver says it's free, so the man walks to the station while having his suitcase delivered. 2) During an inspection, a captain asks a soldier how the food is. The soldier jokes that they have to fight for the food. The captain says he likes it, but the soldier clarifies that the losers have to eat all the leftovers as punishment. 3) A man asks for the time and is told it's 12pm. The timekeeper scolds him
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- 1. 3 Funny stories
- 3. 30 pounds. Answered the taxi driver.
- 4. And the suitcase? Asked the tourist.
- 5. It's free!
- 6. Ok, then bring my suitcase to the station. I will walk.
- 8. Uf! We fight for the food. Said the soldier.
- 9. I like it very much. Said the capitain.
- 10. No...capitain, who lost the battle has to eat all the food.
- 13. It's too late !!
- 14. You should asked me before.
- 15. The end Arià canadell