A dramatic play unfolds in which Sally confronts James about his alleged relations with her sister Mary Jane. The situation escalates into accusations and ends with Sally being arrested for the murder of both James and Mary Jane. The narrative concludes with a darkly comedic tone and an invitation to view more works online.

1. a murder most foul
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2. one dark day at front foot house.

3. James, I have
recently come
across some
disturbing
information about
your activities.
SWEET SALLY

4. sally, what
ever are you
speaking of?! I have
been diligent in my
work endeavors.
HMPH!
JAMES

5. JAMES!!! you've
been having
relations with my
sister..mary jane!!!

6. SALLY!! sweet mary
jane and I have simply
been rehearsing my new
play..."kiss me there."
I'm flummoxed as to
why you would think
else wise.
MARY JANE

7. don't
be a dummy
sally! If I wanted
The attention of your
husband I would simply
disrobe and display my
ample breasts. He must
laugh at night at your
sad chest action. ha
ha on you dumb
sister sally.
ha ha.
ZOINKS!

8. you are the dummy Mary
jane and you too
james.take that! and
this! and this too! don't
forget about this!!!
SHARP KNIFE

9. and so.......

10. sweet sally, you are
under arrest for the
murder of james
mclarge and mary jane
virganality
THE COP

11. OH BOO HOO,
BOO HOO..
offer him
services most
delightful
sally.
THE DEVIL

12. OH BOO HOO, BOO HOO..
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING I
COULD DO TO SWEEP THIS
UNDER THE
RUG...OFFICER.

13. UH SORRY NO.

14. HA HA HA!!
ANOTHER SOUL
FOR THE
TAKING!!!

15. the end

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