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11 Creative Excuses for Skipping Work (courtesy of CareerBuilder)
1. I got sunburned at a nude beach and can’t wear clothes
2. I woke up in Canada.
3. I got caught selling an alligator.
4. My buddies locked me in the trunk of an abandoned car after a weekend of drinking.
5. My mom said I was not  allowed to go to work today
6. A bee flew in my mouth.
7. I accidentally hit a nun with my motorcycle.
8. A random person threw poison ivy in my face and now I have a rash.
9. I’m convinced my spouse is having an affair and I’m staying home to catch them.
10. I was injured chasing a seagull
11. Perdone, subitamente al despertar se me olvidocomohablar ingles. (Sorry, I just suddenly forgot how to speak English when I woke up today)

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