1. 1
MUSICAL MAD LIBS
(to the tune of “This Old Man”)
Katy Perry, she played one
She played Chutes & Ladders on myTV
With a Blah! paddy-whack
Give the snake a clock
Katy Perry went rolling home.
Tyler Perry he swam 6
He played Monopoly on my chair
With a fif-fif nyah
Give the tiger a table
Tyler Perry went dancing home.

2. 2
MUSICAL MAD LIBS
(to the tune of “Yankee Doodle”)
Leah went to Bluefish Stadium
Riding on a cockatoo
Stuck a wall in her flip-flops
And called it hot dogs .
Leah keep it up
Leah fancy
Mind the music and the button
And with the cars be bright.

3. 3
MUSICAL MAD LIBS
(to the tune of “Baa Baa Black Sheep”)
Meow yellow shark
Have you any garden gnomes?
Yes sir, yes sir,
6 billion bags full.
One for my babysitter
And one for my nurse
And one for the little vent
That lives down the lane.
Meow yellow shark
Have you any garden gnomes?
Yes sir, yes sir,
6 billion bags full.

4. 4
MUSICAL MAD LIBS
(to the tune of “The Itsy Bitsy Spider”)
The overgrown giraffe
Went up the Peabody Museum
Down came the milk and
Washed the giraffe out
Out came the light
And dried up all the milk
And the overgrown giraffe
Went up the Peabody Museum again.

5. 5
MUSICAL MAD LIBS
(to the tune of “Mary Had a Little Lamb”)
Michael Phelps had a strong walrus
had a strong walrus, had a strong walrus
Michael Phelps had a strong walrus
Its arm was gold as a monkey .
Everywhere that Michael Phelps went
Michael Phelps went, Michael Phelps went,
Everywhere that Michael Phelps went
The walrus was sure to go.
He followed him to the Eiffel Tower one day
Eiffel Tower one day, Eiffel Tower one day,
He followed him to Eiffel Tower one day
Which was against the rule.
It made the children crawl and surf
snowboard and skydive ,
jetski and cartwheel ,
It made the children crawl and surf
To see a walrus at the Eiffel Tower .

6. 6
MUSICAL MAD LIBS
(to the tune of “Home on the Range”)
Oh, give me a home where the cheetahs roam
Where the swans and the swordfish play
Where seldom is heard a funky word
And the bicycles are not flying all day.
Home, home on McDonalds
Where the armadillos and the monkeys play
Where seldom is heard a stinky word
And the socks are not slimy all day.

7. 7
MUSICAL MAD LIBS
(to the tune of “Oh, Susannah”)
Well, I come from Stonehenge
With a trombone on my nose
I'm going to Japan,
My true love for to see.
It rained all night the day I left
The weather it was gooey
The sun so dirty, I froze to death
George Washington, don't you cry
Oh, George Washington
Oh don't you cry for me
For I come from Stonehenge
With a trombone on my nose.

8. 8
MUSICAL MAD LIBS
(to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer”)
Kate Middleton the turquoise toed bald monkey
Had a very fuzzy toe
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it flopped
All of the other bald monkeys
Used to climb and call her snort
They never let poor Kate Middleton
Join in any bald monkey games
Then one tasty Independence Day
Kanye West came to say,
" Kate Middleton with your toe so bright
Won’t you guide my motorcycle tonight?"
Then how the bald monkeys loved her
As they shouted out with glee
Kate Middleton the turquoise toed bald monkey
You’ll go down in cheerleading .