The document appears to be a collection of emails from someone named holdemqueen sharing stories about cooking mishaps and misunderstandings. In one email, they made angel food cake and beat eggs separately as instructed but borrowed extra bowls from neighbors. In another, they did not "dress" for a fruit salad as the recipe stated, surprising a guest. Later emails involve misinterpreting instructions like taking a bath to wash rice or rolling in the garden to prepare salad ingredients.

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2. It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
holdemqueen@hotmail.com

3. Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve
without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when
Tom brought a friend home for supper.
holdemqueen@hotmail.com

4. A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before
steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath
anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
holdemqueen@hotmail.com

5. Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said
prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before
serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the
garden.
holdemqueen@hotmail.com

6. I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients
in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong
with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as
when I left.
holdemqueen@hotmail.com

7. Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that
fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
holdemqueen@hotmail.com

8. Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I
had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put
the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still
came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
holdemqueen@hotmail.com

9. GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting
week! I am eager for tomorrow to
come so I can try out a new recipe
on Tom.
If I can talk Tom into buying a
bigger oven, I would like to
surprise him with a chocolate
moose.
holdemqueen@hotmail.com

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