managements thoughts

1. Management Thoughts

2. A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit sawthe crow, and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you anddo nothing all day long
The crowanswered: "Sure, why not.
Parable Number 1:

3. Parable Number 1:
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson ??

4. Parable Number 1:
• Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing,
you must be sitting very, very high
up.

5. A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
Parable Number 2:

6. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
that it actually gave him enough strengthto reach
the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch.
Parable Number 2:

7. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson ??
Parable Number 2:

8. Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you to the top,
but it won't keep you there

9. A littlebird wasflying southfor the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. Whileit was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dungon it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began
realize how warmit was. The dungwas actually thawing himout!
He lay there all warmand happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
Parable Number 3:

10. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug himout and ate him!
Management Lesson??
Parable Number 3:

11. Management Lesson:
1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your
enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your
friend.
3) And when you're in deep crap, keep your
mouth shut!
Parable Number 3:

12. The boy rode on the donkey and the old manwalked.
As they went along, they passed some people who remarked"it was a
shame the old manwas walking and the boy wasriding".
The manand boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they
changedpositions.
Parable Number 4:

13. Later, they passedsome people that remarked, "What a
shame, he makes that little boy walk."
They decidedthey both wouldwalk!
Soon they passedsome more people who thought they were
stupidto walk when they had a decent donkey to ride, So they
bothrode the donkey!
Parable Number 4:

14. Nowthey passedsome people that shamed themby saying "how
awful to put sucha load on a poor donkey".
The boy and man said they were probablyright so they decided to
carry the donkey.
As they crosseda bridge, they lost theirgrip on the animal and he
fell into the river and drowned.
Management Lesson ??
Parable Number 4:

15. Management Lesson:
If you try to please everyone, you will
eventually lose your arse.
Parable Number 4:

16. The End...