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Pps03

  1. 1. G'DAY
  2. 2.       If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.
  3. 4.             "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.“ Rodney Dangerfield  
  4. 6.       Where do Forrest Rangers go, when they want to get away from it all ?
  5. 8.           Paddy, an 82 year-old man, went to his doctor in Woy Woy to get a physical.A few days later the doctor saw Paddy walking down the  street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.  After a couple of days, the doctor spoke to Paddy and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"  "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma'  and 'be cheerful'," Paddy replied.  To which the doctor replied, "I didn't say that, Paddy. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!'"
  6. 10. The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
  7. 11. He's 21 Dog Years Today! That's 147 Human Years
  8. 12. "Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in National Government too" - Richard M Nixon
  9. 13. I am not young enough to know everything! Byeee!

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