Jokes with A Life Lesson To Reflect On.

1. Wisdom
From A
LAugh 19
Revenge From A Kiss
A married couple met with a terrible accident and the wife’s
face was severely burnt. As the wife was too skinny the plastic
surgeon told the husband that the skin graft had to come
from the buttocks of the husband.
Both the husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one
where the skin came from and requested the plastic surgeon
to keep the secret too.
The surgery was a great success and everyone was astounded
at the woman’s new beauty and many people commented on
her lovely cheeks.
One day when the wife was alone with her husband, she said,
“Darling, I just don’t know how to thank you for the sacrifice
you made to give me a new fresh face. There is no way I could
ever repay you.”
“My dear,” the husband replied, “I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks.”
Reflection
A revengeful person can get a strange sense of satisfaction
thinking he has got even with a person he hates or dislikes.
Learn to forget and forgive - only then will a person be able to
attain true mental peace and happiness.

2. Meditation
A meditation teacher walked around to check on a
group of meditators meditating. He noticed that a
meditator was alternately pressing his nostrils,
right and then left and then right and so on. The
teacher was
indeed very puzzled. After the meditation session
was
over, the teacher called up the meditator who had
been meditating in a strange way.
Teacher : Why were you meditating in a strange
way … pressing your nostrils one at a time?
Meditator : Sir, I was merely following your
instructions. You said,
‘Breathing in …one nose. Breathing out …one
nose.’
The teacher was shocked. He had instructed,
‘ B r e athing in …one knows, breathing out …one
knows. ’
Reflection
Be careful! So many things in our life go wrong
because we misinterpret instructions. When in doubt,
we must seek clarification from the wise ones ...
people who know and have realized the Path to
happiness, peace and freedom.