4. 4
Meditation
A meditation teacher walked around to check on a group of
meditators meditating. He noticed that a meditator was
alternately pressing his nostril, right and then left and then right and so
on. He was indeed very puzzled. After the meditation session was
over, the teacher called up the meditator who had been meditating in a
strange way.
Teacher : Why were you meditating in a strange way … pressing
your nostril, one at a time?
Meditator : Sir, I was merely following your instructions. You said,
‘Breathing in …one nose. Breathing out …one nose.’
The teacher was shocked. He had instructed, ‘Breathing in …one
knows, breathing out …one knows.’
Be careful! So many things
in our life go wrong because
we misinterpret instructions.
5. 5
Old MacDonald
There were only three remaining contestants in the final round of the quiz
… Chin, Bah and Kah. The $50,000 question was to finish the following
song title and spell the answer: “Old MacDonald had a …”
Chin was to answer first and he said , “estate” … “e-s-t-a-t-e”.
The quiz master said, “Sorry, wrong answer but right spelling.”
Bah was very excited as he thought he knew the answer. He shouted out,
“The answer is ‘ranch’ …r-a-n-c-h”.
The quiz master said, “Sorry again, wrong answer but right spelling.”
The quiz master then turned to Kah and said, “For $50,000 what is the
answer?” Kah said, “Farm”.
“Very good,” the quiz master said. “Now spell it.”
Kah shouted out excitedly, “E-I-E-I-O!”
In a state of excitement or tension a person
can say or do the most absurd thing .
7. 7
At A Strip Club
A teenage boy once went to a strip club. When his mother
found out, she was furious and asked her son, “Did u see
anything there that u were not supposed to see?
“Yes, I saw dad!” the son replied.
In bringing up children well, parents must be good role
models. When parents do no set good examples, what
can we expect of young children when they grow up?
8. 8
The Importance of Exercise
The doctor advised Ah Kow on the
importance of exercise for good health.
Ah Kow exclaimed, “But Doctor, I
play football and basketball everyday!”
“Oh, that’s good,” the doctor said. “For
how long do u play these games?”
Ah Kow immediately replied, “Until
the battery in my mobile phone dies
off!”
In a world of high technology, too
many people especially the younger
generation have become addicted to
video games on their hi-tech gadgets.
This results in a lack of physical
exercise leading to health problems.
10. 10
Romantic Text
A wife sent her husband the following romantic
text message:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:
“I’m in the toilet doing my big ‘business’.
Please advise.
Some romantic and poetic messages can be
rather tricky to respond to logically. The use of
wit and humor in the answer by the recipient
might anger the sender.
11. 11
Lost Wife
Two husbands Russel and Mel bumped into each
other in a huge shopping complex.
Russel : Oh Mel, I am a bit worried. I can’t find
my wife anywhere.
Mel : Gee, I too can’t find mine! How about
we go and look for them together?
Russel : Fine! What does your wife look like?
Mel : Well, she’s sexy-looking – she has long
blond hair, well-tanned, large breasts and she’s
wearing a low-cut pink dress. How about your
wife? How does she look like?
Russel : Forget about my wife. Let us
concentrate on searching for your wife.
There are immoral and lustful men who yearn
and desire for sexy and beautiful women even
though they may be married already.
12. 12
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13. 13
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14. 14
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15. 15
The End
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Oh Teik Bin Steven Lee Kiang Wui