1. O! IMMORTAL BELOVED .
My humble salutations to you O! Tantalizing Beloved; for so magnanimously
tolerating my eccentrically esoteric repertoire of idiosyncrasies; my marathon
hours of sky gazing in the heart of spell bindingly ravishing midnight,
My eternal salutations to you O! Beautiful Beloved; for so chivalrously toleration my
congenital habits of challenging conventional society; my unsurpassable ocean of
intrepid opinions; which were solely and profusely my very own,
My priceless salutations to you O! Eternal Beloved; for so open heartedly tolerating
my inherent tendencies to flirt and philander; romanticize in the aisles of surreally
tantalizing desire; till infinite more births of mine,
My unflinching salutations to you O! Pristine Beloved; for so handsomely tolerating
my bizarre antagonism from the conventionally turgid society; my principles
irrevocably discarding every other religion on this planet; except the religion of
unconquerably Omnipotent mankind,
My endless salutations to you O! Celestial Beloved; for so pioneeringly tolerating my
sporadic bouts of exasperating nonchalance; my wholesome delineation from the
monotonously outside world,
My boundless salutations to you O! Majestic Beloved; for so blissfully tolerating my
infuriatingly lambasting anger; my unsurpassable mountain of baseless whims and
uxoriously incarcerating habits,
My indefatigable salutations to you O! Inimitable Beloved; for so astoundingly
tolerating my disparagingly crucifying agonies; my horrendously harrowing
nightmares which at times rendered me worse than lividly cadaverous mortuaries;
even in the shimmer of the brilliantly sunlit day,
My intransigent salutations to you O! Mellifluous Beloved; for so magically tolerating
my dictatorially chauvinistic ego; my lecherously bohemian demeanor and
shaggily uncut toenails,
My unfathomable salutations to you O! Heavenly Beloved; for so miraculously
tolerating my disdainfully abusive tongue; my incongruously abstruse babbling like a
newborn child; as I snored in the aisles of profoundly solitary sleep,
My triumphant salutations to you O! Immaculate Beloved; for so regally tolerating my
fastidiously pernicious obsessions; my unendingly esoteric titillations and tastes of the
tongue,
2. My everlasting salutations to you O! Unblemished Beloved; for so magnificently
tolerating my abhorrently prejudiced odor; my outlandishly obsolete way of dressing
even as I trespassed amidst the imperially exquisite society,
My timeless salutations to you O! Gorgeous Beloved; for so enchantingly tolerating
my ominously dribbling perspiration; my inscrutably inexplicable aura which
enshrouded me like a draught of irrevocable wind from all ends,
My ubiquitous salutations to you O! Adorable Beloved; for so patiently tolerating my
disastrously stuttering and maimed stride; my hands that smelt of ghoulishly foul fish
all day; as I aimlessly sauntered amongst the piles of lifeless crabs and desolate sand,
My godly salutations to you O! Effulgent Beloved; for so wonderfully tolerating my
irascibly sneezing nose; my perennial fits of discontentment; which never ever
got placated even with the most aristocratic of wealth,
My victorious salutations to you O! Iridescent Beloved; for so fragrantly tolerating my
disastrously penurious demeanor; my rotten juggernaut of hollow luck; which
venomously marauded my pockets with more and more holes; as the instants zipped
by,
My spell binding salutations to you O! Sacrosanct Beloved; for so sagaciously
tolerating my uninhibitedly exotic fearlessness; my uncanny slips into the unfettered
wilderness from time to time; without even leaving the tiniest of innuendo behind,
My ardent salutations to you O! Unconquerable Beloved; for so opulently tolerating
my erotically decrepit fantasies; my unstoppably brute masculine force; which at times
was more tempestuous than raw thunderbolts of lightening to confront,
My convivial salutations to you O! holistic Beloved; for so remarkably tolerating my
inevitably decaying breath; my viciously cancerous presence all day and even after the
clock hours gallivanted well past; the strokes of invidiously sinister midnight,
And my tireless salutations to you O! Immortal Beloved; for so synergistically
tolerating me as your diminutively impoverished husband; bonding even the
most infinitesimal element of your heart; soul and conscience with mine; even though
I was just an undeservingly scurrilous stranger trying to parasitically creep into your
blessed life .