The document discusses ways to break monotony through creative acts such as graffiti on walls, crumpling shirts, breaking glass, and marrying one's dream girl. It describes doing varied things to plain or repetitive objects, food, spaces, and activities - embossing walls with graffiti, curving steel bars, crumpling shirts, shattering glass, and marrying to increase one's heart rate. The overall theme is finding ways to make mundane things more interesting through creative or unexpected actions.

1. IN ORDER TO BREAK THE MONOTONY
In order to break the monotony of the straight brick wall; aligned commensurately
with immaculately polished stone,
What I did was; to emboss its surface with vivid graffiti; pillage it with holes for fresh
air to ventilate through.
In order to break the monotony of the corrugated bar of steel; embedded deep in the
ground,
What I did was; to simply curve its periphery to a high pitched angularity; let my
saliva dribble over its surface to make it glisten.
In order to break the monotony of the newly ironed shirt; suspended from the
drawers; with buttons tightly imprisoned,
What I did was; to crumple it in a heap; submerge it in a pool of perspiration for the
natural scent to take over.
In order to break the monotony of plaited hair; stringently incarcerated beneath a
plastic bag,
What I did was; to shampoo them vigorously till my hands ached; dexterously use my
scissors to chisel them into incoherent shapes.
In order to break the monotony of nondescript chunks of clay; lying amalgamated in
colossal heaps,
What I did was; to adroitly mould a swanky statue out of them; then painting the
same with gaudy color.
In order to break the monotony of bland food lying solitary on the table; with a
cluster of disdainful flies buzzing around,
What I did was; to impregnate it by adding pinches piquant chili; heaps of pulverized
rock salt for imparting the meal with a ravishing flavor.
In order to the break the monotony of rectangular granules of sugar; stashed
agglutinated to each other in the pellucid bottle,
What I did was; finely crush them into crystalline powder; sprinkling them on molten
ice; making them shimmer under the moon.
In order to break the monotony of the nonchalant room; well embellished with
exquisite carpets; and mammoth curtain shades camouflaging the windowpanes,
What I did was; to install wacky gizmos all around the ambience; and let sizzling rays
of sunshine fumigate the cloistered interiors.
In order to break the monotony of incessant sheets of glass; riveted firmly to the
silhouette of dressing table,

2. What I did was; shatter them into multiple fragments using a sharp stone; then
ludicrously laughed at my grotesquely distorted reflection, which emanated.
In order to break the monotony of the placid river; flowing languidly from bank to
bank,
What I did was; to voraciously move my fishing rod in the water; thereby producing a
flurry of mesmerizing ripples.
In order to break the monotony of work; unrelenting browsing through scores of
office records,
What I did was; to take a brisk walk along the seaside; with the frothy waves
delectably striking my weary eyes.
And in order to break the monotony of my heart; palpitating at regular speeds all
throughout the sweltering day,
What I did was; to marry the girl of my dreams; and then philander with her in a
space rocket; exuberantly making it throb a hundred beats faster.