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21st
March 2014 Issue 14.01
EAT MY SMOKE ARE
ON FIRE DOWN UNDER
As we see the dawn of a new era for Formula One
and hear the gentle humming of the new engines, a
familiar sound can be heard "Who let that bloody
idiot back in a F1 car". Yes Kamui Kobayashi is back,
well briefly until he lost control and took out Felipe
Massa on the first corner, I'm not bitter about this
people honest....
Despite all the chaos at the start and the
unreliability of the new engines Nico Rosberg
romped to victory in Australia.
In FF1 the first win and bottle of wine went to my
brother-in-law Mark Goulden and his Eat My
Smoke IV team scoring and excellent 770 points
with the help of his first joker. Mark is currently
working down under so he won't get his wine for a
while, or maybe he will give it to his sister...
In second 104 points behind Mark it's Richard
Morton's RDM 1 team with a joker powered 666
points, Richard also played his jokers on his other
two teams and finished fourth with his RDM 2
team on 458 points and ninth with RDM 3 scoring
334 points.
In third it's Jonathan Barker and his Where's Paul
Racing on 536 points and completing the top five
was the highest team not to have played a joker
John Wilkinson and Wilko's Wallies.
And where is our current champion I hear you ask,
no I don't nobody cares..Well Ady's best placed
team is in 22nd place on 280 points. Don't worry
though people Ady has a new tactic to win, he
gives the competition the entry form after the
deadline day so they can't enter a team, boooo,
hissss nasty Ady
It wasn't a good debut for MOI's second team
Spiders 2 who scored a dismal -17 points and
leaving them last, well that's what happens when
you pick Kobayashi....
WELCOME TO FF1 2014
I’d like to say welcome and a big hello to all our
old, new and returning teams to this year’s
Fantasy Formula One.
As with every other season we had a slow start
but when the last week was upon us the teams
were coming in thick and fast.
I know get on with it ...
I am happy to announce that in fact we have a
total of 122 teams (sorry missed one).
The estimated prize fund is -
First Place - £149.50
Second Place - £89.70
Third Place - £59.80
Not bad for a mere £3…….
I would like to thank everybody who got all the
teams to me by the deadline, not like one of the
organisers who brought his teams late (again), you
know who you are.
NEXT WRITE UP AFTER THE BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX …

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AUSTRALIAN QUALIFYING

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RACE RESULTS - AUSTRALIAN

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Manager Team Name DR1 DR2 ENG CHAS TOTAL JKRS DETAIL
1 Mark Goulden Eat My Smoke IV 230 162 194 184 770 1 KM.JV.MFI.STR
2 Richard Morton RDM 1 180 72 180 234 666 1 NH.EG.RTR.MCL
3 Jonathan Barker Where's Paul? Racing 70 58 174 234 536 1 MC.JU.MER.MCL
4 Richard Morton RDM 2 230 -100 154 174 458 1 KM.KK.FMA.MER
5 John Wilkinson Wilko's Wallies 115 81 97 92 385 0 KM.JV.MFI.STR
6 Oscar Brown Os Cars 72 74 119 117 382 0 VB.DK.MEC.MCL
7 Richard Warren Tibbs Choice 115 72 119 50 356 0 KM.VB.MEC.WIL
8 Richard Morton RDM 3 194 -88 62 166 334 1 JB.FM.MWI.SAU
9 P.J.Lane Wibble The Cat 81 74 87 92 334 0 JV.DK.MER.STR
10 Trev Lawson Trev's Tigers 2 90 36 90 117 333 0 NH.EG.RTR.MCL
11 Lindsay Brown Rocket Science 62 74 97 96 329 0 SP.DK.MFI.FOI
12 Ady Naylor Adi's Autos 115 56 62 92 325 0 KM.AS.FSA.STR
13 Nick Carthew Proppa Job 1 142 35 97 50 324 0 NR.MC.MFI.WIL
14 Maria Isabel Cordero Yesyesgirl Team 102 72 90 50 314 0 FA.VB.RTR.WIL
15 Paul Henshaw Sheepshag Army (DNA) 56 35 119 96 306 0 AS.MC.MEC.FOI
16 Trev Lawson Trev's Tigers 1 142 56 31 75 304 0 NR.AS.MWI.MAR
17 Ricardo Garcia ODRACIR 102 72 31 92 297 0 FA.VB.MWI.STR
18 Maria Isabel Cordero AMSUM-MICP 142 74 -18 96 294 0 NR.DK.RCA.FOI
19 Shaun Holmes Clara Bow's Bedtime Boys 115 62 31 83 291 0 KM.SP.MWI.SAU
20 Hannah Carthew Team Poppet 2 72 35 87 96 290 0 VB.MC.MER.FOI
21 Angela Teare Clueless 77 35 97 75 284 0 KR.MC.MFI.MAR
22 Ady Twigg Dogs Bits and Pieces 142 -44 90 92 280 0 NR.FM.RTR.STR
23 Margaret Doar Maggies Den 90 36 31 117 274 0 NH.EG.MWI.MCL
24 Paul Berehowskyj PB Racing 29 35 87 117 268 0 JU.MC.MER.MCL
25 Jamie Henshaw Bundle 77 -3 77 117 268 0 KR.ME.FMA.MCL
26 Martin Baldwin Multi 21 Seb 62 56 31 117 266 0 SP.AS.MWI.MCL
27 Lee Clay Clay's R Us 36 -3 112 117 262 0 EG.ME.FER.MCL
28 Paul Barker Swag on Wheels 97 -50 90 117 254 0 JB.KK.RTR.MCL
29 Michael Berehowskyj Micky B's Motors 102 -3 62 92 253 0 FA.ME.FSA.STR
30 Max Roberts Blue Triangles 102 -3 62 92 253 0 FA.ME.FSA.STR
31 Kevin Smith Team 2 77 36 90 50 253 0 KR.EG.RTR.WIL
32 Jackie Bickley The Devoted Servant 97 -3 62 96 252 0 JB.ME.FSA.FOI
33 Harry Vickers HVK 77 29 62 75 243 0 KR.JU.FSA.MAR
34 Tom Lewers Brisbane F1 -44 72 97 117 242 0 FM.VB.MFI.MCL
35 J.E. Fairbanks Jefny F1 77 81 31 50 239 0 KR.JV.MWI.WIL
36 Phil Dovinson And They're Off 77 35 31 96 239 0 KR.MC.MWI.FOI
37 Stuart Bone Boneshakers 77 81 31 50 239 0 KR.JV.MWI.WIL
38 Christine Barker Pit Stop Pints 77 81 31 50 239 0 KR.JV.MWI.WIL
39 Ady Twigg Ady's Angels -18 72 90 92 236 0 LH.VB.RTR.STR
40 Pete Lane Testicles 62 -3 62 110 231 0 SP.ME.FSA.FER
41 Tommy Pheasent Pheasent Season 77 72 31 50 230 0 KR.VB.MWI.WIL
42 Rod Harris Sandiacre Street Gang 97 -44 90 83 226 0 JB.FM.RTR.SAU
43 Jonathan Barker Team JB 97 35 -18 110 224 0 JB.MC.RCA.FER
44 Alex Wilson Wills Elite III 142 -44 31 92 221 0 NR.FM.MWI.STR
45 Shaun Holmes The Bulletproof Poets 115 -44 31 117 219 0 KM.FM.MWI.MCL
46 Lindsay Brown Black Arrows 115 -44 31 117 219 0 KM.FM.MWI.MCL
47 Ken Lewers Kenmax Racing 77 -44 90 92 215 0 KR.FM.RTR.STR
48 Mick Brown SNAFU Racing 77 -44 90 92 215 0 KR.FM.RTR.STR
49 Vicky Wilson Victory V 77 -44 90 92 215 0 KR.FM.RTR.STR
50 Karl Doy Crash Test Dummies 77 -44 90 92 215 0 KR.FM.RTR.STR
51 Gordon Fairbanks Galaxy TAB F1 90 -44 119 50 215 0 NH.FM.MEC.WIL
52 Mason Owen MAO 81 -44 90 87 214 0 JV.FM.RTR.MER
53 Julian Meetham Go Panda Go -17 74 62 92 211 0 RG.DK.FSA.STR
54 Alice Roberts Speedy Stanley -17 74 62 92 211 0 RG.DK.FSA.STR
55 Donna Godfrey Team Extreme -44 97 62 92 207 0 FM.JB.FSA.STR

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56 Claire Ballard Dorey's Dream Team 97 -44 62 92 207 0 JB.FM.FSA.STR
57 Ollie Smith The Winner Is -44 97 62 92 207 0 FM.JB.FSA.STR
58 Chris Wingate Tornado 97 -44 62 92 207 0 JB.FM.FSA.STR
59 Rebecca Smith Speedy Smith 97 -44 62 92 207 0 JB.FM.FSA.STR
60 Dye Owen Double D's -44 72 62 110 200 0 FM.VB.FSA.FER
61 Helen Radford Radford Racing 14 77 -44 90 75 198 0 KR.FM.RTR.MAR
62 MOI One F***in Spiders 102 -44 90 50 198 0 FA.FM.RTR.WIL
63 Gregg Poet Laser 97 -50 31 117 195 0 JB.KK.MWI.MCL
64 Margaret Wilson Queen Of Speed 115 -46 31 92 192 0 KM.PM.MWI.STR
65 Heath Barrell Go Go Go !!! -50 142 -18 117 191 0 KK.NR.RCA.MCL
66 Kevin Smith Team 1 -44 90 62 83 191 0 FM.NH.FSA.SAU
67 Dale Sneddon Millie's Boi 97 -3 112 -17 189 0 JB.ME.FER.CAT
68 Andrew lee The Teacher -18 35 97 75 189 0 LH.MC.MFI.MAR
69 Corrina Harrison Foo-mula One Racing 102 -44 31 92 181 0 FA.FM.MWI.STR
70 Marlene Brown Marlene's Motors 102 -44 31 92 181 0 FA.FM.MWI.STR
71 Hannah Carthew Team Poppet 1 97 -44 31 96 180 0 JB.FM.MWI.FOI
72 Hannah Meakin Blondie 97 -44 31 96 180 0 JB.FM.MWI.FOI
73 Martin Baldwin Go Faster Stripes -18 72 31 92 177 0 LH.VB.MWI.STR
74 Kevin Smith Team 3 102 29 62 -17 176 0 FA.JU.FSA.CAT
75 Ralpho Ralpho's Wrecks 77 -44 90 50 173 0 KR.FM.RTR.WIL
76 Aaron Newman Interyanan 36 -44 87 92 171 0 EG.FM.MER.STR
77 David Lee Mashed Spud -50 -3 112 110 169 0 KK.ME.FER.FER
78 P.Lane Aero -17 35 31 117 166 0 RG.MC.MWI.MCL
79 Karl Doy 4 Wheels on my Wagon -32 74 31 92 165 0 SV.DK.MWI.STR
80 Martin Baldwin Max Power 97 -44 62 50 165 0 JB.FM.FSA.WIL
81 Ady Twigg Rise of the Crab -32 74 31 92 165 0 SV.DK.MWI.STR
82 Fred Parker Fred Stabbo 62 -44 62 83 163 0 SP.FM.FSA.SAU
83 Paul Barker Firestarters 62 -44 31 110 159 0 SP.FM.MWI.FER
84 Graham Bickley The Master 62 -44 31 110 159 0 SP.FM.MWI.FER
85 Dave Barson Hooded Claw 62 -44 31 110 159 0 SP.FM.MWI.FER
86 Nick Carthew Proppa Job 2 62 -44 31 110 159 0 SP.FM.MWI.FER
87 Rod Harris Not a Problem 62 -50 87 50 149 0 SP.KK.MER.WIL
88 Anne Whitehead Stitches -18 29 62 75 148 0 LH.JU.FSA.MAR
89 Aaron Newman Mucking Fagic 77 56 31 -17 147 0 KR.AS.MWI.CAT
90 Mick Brown The Roaring Forties -18 81 31 50 144 0 LH.JV.MWI.WIL
91 Mick Burns The Forgers -18 35 31 96 144 0 LH.MC.MWI.FOI
92 Phil Wilson Willys Prix XIV -18 36 31 92 141 0 LH.EG.MWI.STR
93 David Owen Hope Springs -18 36 31 92 141 0 LH.EG.MWI.STR
94 John Bradshaw Brads Brum Brums -18 36 31 92 141 0 LH.EG.MWI.STR
95 Liam Jones Maisie Mini Racers -17 62 31 50 126 0 RG.SP.MWI.WIL
96 Margaret Doar Maggies Family -32 72 31 50 121 0 SV.VB.MWI.WIL
97 Mark Goulden On a Mission 1 -18 -44 90 92 120 0 LH.FM.RTR.STR
98 Mike Molloy Mike's The Man -17 56 31 50 120 0 RG.AS.MWI.WIL
99 David Brudenell Team TV Burp 77 -44 31 50 114 0 KR.FM.MWI.WIL
100 Felipe Camacho Kamimaze Cat 77 -44 31 50 114 0 KR.FM.MWI.WIL
101 Mike Molloy Mick The Motor 77 -44 31 50 114 0 KR.FM.MWI.WIL
102 Chris Wingate Mallard -18 -3 31 96 106 0 LH.ME.MWI.FOI
103 Richard Warren Wizards & Wombats -18 -50 77 96 105 0 LH.KK.FMA.FOI
104 Paul Meakin Beware of the H -32 -44 77 92 93 0 SV.FM.FMA.STR
105 Chantelle Naylor Chan's Chevvy's 97 -3 31 -37 88 0 JB.ME.MWI.LOT
106 Eleanor Berehowskyj Rose Racing -32 -3 31 83 79 0 SV.ME.MWI.SAU
107 Ben Naylor Ben's Bangers -83 -3 97 50 61 0 DR.ME.MFI.WIL
108 Paul Henshaw Grandad Racing -18 -44 31 92 61 0 LH.FM.MWI.STR
109 Claire Brudenell Maggie Ave -17 -44 62 50 51 0 RG.FM.FSA.WIL
110 Andrew Shepherd Final Fantasy XI -18 -50 62 50 44 0 LH.KK.FSA.WIL
111 Julian Meetham Roaring Forties 62 -44 -37 50 31 0 SP.FM.RLO.WIL
112 Jamie Naylor Jamie's Galopies -17 -44 97 -17 19 0 RG.FM.MFI.CAT

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113 Liam Jones Jonez Racer -18 -44 31 50 19 0 LH.FM.MWI.WIL
114 David Lee Spud on a Stick -18 -44 31 50 19 0 LH.FM.MWI.WIL
115 Jack Dawn Hoonigan Racing F1 Team -18 -44 31 50 19 0 LH.FM.MWI.WIL
116 Jamie Henshaw Full Circuit -18 -44 -18 92 12 0 LH.FM.RCA.STR
117 Callum Lee Codcallun -32 -44 31 50 5 0 SV.FM.MWI.WIL
118 Mick Brown The Revengers Reassemble -32 -44 31 50 5 0 SV.FM.MWI.WIL
119 Bob Walker Groundhogs -32 -44 31 50 5 0 SV.FM.MWI.WIL
120 Dave Barson Cheap As Chips Ride Again 35 -3 -18 -17 -3 0 MC.ME.RCA.CAT
121 Dale Sneddon Chloe's Boi -32 56 -18 -17 -11 0 SV.AS.RCA.CAT
122 MOI 2 Spiders 2 -32 -50 -18 83 -17 0 SV.KK.RCA.SAU
KEY
DRIVERS ENGINES CHASSIS
Alonso F FA Kvyat D DK Ferrari (Ferrari) FER Caterham CAT
Bianchi J JU Magnussen K KM Ferrari (Marussia) FMA Ferrari FER
Bottas V VB Maldonado P PM Ferrari (Sauber) FSA Force India FOI
Button J JB Massa F FM Mercedes (Force India) MFI Lotus LOT
Chilton M MC Perez S SP Mercedes (McLaren) MEC Marussia MAR
Ericsson M ME Raikkonen K KR Mercedes (Mercedes) MER McLaren MCL
Grosjean R RG Ricciardo D DR Mercedes (Williams) MWI Mercedes MER
Gutierrez E EG Rosberg N NR Renault (Caterham) RCA Red Bull REB
Hamilton L LH Sutil A AS Renault (Lotus) RLO Sauber SAU
Hulkenberg N NH Vergne J JV Renault (Red Bull) RRB Toro Rosso STR
Kobayashi K KK Vettal S SV Renault (Toro Rosso) RTR Williams WIL

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NEXT RACES
RACE 2
RACE 3

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DRIVERSCORES Driver Name Total BOG DQ DNF DNF Laps Fail Qual F Lap Penalty Qual2 Race Race Laps
Rosberg N 142 20 15 50 57
Magnussen K 115 13 45 57
Alonso F 102 10 35 57
Button J 97 40 57
Hulkenberg N 90 8 25 57
Vergne J 81 9 15 57
Raikkonen K 77 20 57
Kvyat D 74 7 10 57
Bottas V 72 5 30 57
Perez S 62 5 57
Sutil A 56 56
Gutierrez E 36 56
Chilton M 35 -20 55
Bianchi J 29 -20 49
Ericsson M -3 -30 27
Grosjean R -17 -20 -20 43 -20
Hamilton L -18 -40 2 20
Vettal S -32 -35 3
Massa F -44 -50 6
Maldonado P -46 -25 29 -50
Kobayashi K -50 -50
Ricciardo D -83 -100 17
ENGINESCORES
Engine Total DNF DNF Laps Engine Change Fail to Qualify Qual1 Race Race Laps
Mercedes (McLaren) 119 17 45 57
Ferrari (Ferrari) 112 15 40 57
Mercedes (Force India) 97 10 30 57
Renault (Toro Rosso) 90 8 25 57
Mercedes (Mercedes) 87 -40 20 50 57
Ferrari (Marussia) 77 7 15 55
Ferrari (Sauber) 62 -20 6 20 56
Mercedes (Williams) 31 -50 -20 9 35 57
Renault (Caterham) -18 -50 27 5
Renault (Red Bull) -19 -35 3 13
Renault (Lotus) -37 -30 43 -50
CONSTRUCTORSCORES
Constructor Total DNF DNF Laps Fail to Qualify Qual2 Race Race Laps
McLaren 117 15 45 57
Ferrari 110 13 40 57
Force India 96 9 30 57
Toro Rosso 92 10 25 57
Mercedes 87 -40 20 50 57
Sauber 83 7 20 56
Marussia 75 5 15 55
Williams 50 -50 8 35 57
Red Bull -15 -35 3 17
Caterham -17 -50 27 6
Lotus -37 -30 43 -50