Devoxx Ignite 2014 session

1. Top 9 Reasons My Job Sucks!
Stephen Chin (@steveonjava)
Java Technology Evangelist
JavaOne Conference Chair

2. You work in a
virtual paradise…
https://www.flickr.com/photos/albertbredenhann/2451084143/

3. I don't even have an office!
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5. And I have to room with strangers!
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7. Requires heavy
intoxication
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9. I have a LOT of
luggage!
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11. No hazard pay!
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12. Endless testing…
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13. 10 lb. Toblerone?
Really?
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15. Endless testing…
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17. Unpaid day care…
And I have to bring the toys too!
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18. Unpaid day care… and I have to bring the toys too!
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19. Always hanging out with
OLD GUYS!
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20. Always hanging out with OLD GUYS!

21. I Quit!
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22. Stephen Chin
tweet: @steveonjava
blog: http://steveonjava.com
NightHacking Tour
Real Geeks
Live Hacking
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