Jared Porter

Dallas, Texas

Public Relations Specialist

Why yes, I DO eat Reeses in my own special way. Batman is the coolest hero, but he's not my favorite; that honor goes to none other than the amazing Kitty Pryde. I can't stand fake people. Be yourself. I can't snap or whistle. Just never learned how. I LOVE talking about little dumb or weird things from life and society - much like Seinfeld. It's my favorite hobby. I know the first 30 numbers of Pi by heart because I listened to that insane Pi song too many times. Brobdingnagian is my favorite word. I left big toe is shattered from a gymnastics accident in 6th grade. Still jumped farther than anybody... I put "movie buffs" to complete and utter shame. Batman can be