Marel Q1 2024 Investor Presentation from May 8, 2024
Fixed three little kids
1. The Three Little Kids.
By: Jack
Once upon today, there was three little kids. The kids were at
dinner and they did not want to eat their vegetables. “Eat your
vegetables!” The mom yelled. The kids just sat there. The mom
could tell they were thinking “No,” by their expressions. “EAT
YOUR VEGETABLES OR YOU’LL NEVER EAT AGAIN!” The
three little kids tipped their chairs over a sprinted up stairs to their
rooms.
While the mom was trying to get past the chairs, the kids
started to build. The youngest kid built his door, well he didn’t
really build a door, he just put a blanket over the door frame
thinking it would stop his mom. The older kid built his door out of
Lego’s, I wonder how that’s going to work out. It might?
Ok, and the oldest kid actually had a door. What kind of
mom doesn’t give their kids doors? The kid didn’t have a lock so
he pushed his dresser in front of it. The mom finally got past the
chairs and stormed upstairs. She went to the youngest kids door
and said “Open up or I’ll stomp, and I’ll fromp and I’ll kick-well I
could just tear it down, it’s just a blanket.” “Not on the hairs of my
heady head head!” The kid replied. The mom walked up to the
door, just tore it down, then grounded him. She went to the older
kid’s door. “Open up or I’ll stomp and I’ll fromp and I’ll kick your
door down!” She yelled. “Not on the hairs of my heady head
head!” The kid replied. She stomped, and she fromped, and she
kicked his door down and grounded him.
Then she went to the oldest kids door. “Why did I build
him a door?” She said. “Open up or I’ll stomp and I’ll fromp and
I’ll kick your door down!” She yelled. “Not on the hairs of my
2. heady head head.” The kid replied. She stomped, and she fromped,
and she… couldn’t kick the door down? She tried and she tried and
she tried, and couldn’t. The kid was giggling. She had an idea. She
was going to go down stairs and get her sledge hammer! She
started to walk to the stairs. It was hard for her to walk from
kicking the doors. She started to go down the stairs. She was losing
control of her legs, “Thump, Thump, Thump, BANG!” she landed
on her head and died.
THE END