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Hi, my name is Jason. I like to go for walks on the beaches...I've been alive for the number of years the left side of this page says plus nine months, give or take. I'm pretty sure I was a surprise. To some people I meet, I'm pretty sure I still am. My hair is falling out. I occupy more of the vertical plane than most people, but not nearly all of them. My carbon footprint is about average unfortunatley. I am not a terrific speller and am not completely confident in the last word of the previous sentence, but I am rather lazy, so I probably won't check it. And speaking of footprints, sometimes I feel the need for one foot to step on a sidewalk crack in a similar way to what the othe