My slides for an induction talk given to the new junior doctors in the north of Scotland on how to survive the first couple of years as a doctor (foundation training) using quotes from across the Star Wars galaxy. See the5thleg.wordpress.com for descriptions.

1. “Shit, i’m a junior doctor!”
50 ways
can get you through
foundation years
Star
wars

2. “do. or do NoT.
There is no Try.”- yoDA

3. “it’s not my fault.”
- Han Solo

4. “Your focus determines
your reality.”- qui-gon Jinn

5. “Somebody has to
save our skins.”- leia oRGaNA

6. “Uh, everything is under
control. Situation
normal.”
- hAn Solo

7. “Help me,
Obi-wan.
You’re my
only hope.”
- leia oRgANA

8. “In my experience,
there is no such
thing as luck.”
- oBi-WAn KenoBi

9. “I find your lack of
faith disturbing.”
- DaRTH vADER

10. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
- BASiCally eveVyboDY

11. “It’s A TRAP!”
- ADMiVaL AcKBaV

12. “Your eyes can
deceive you.
don’t trust
them.”
- oBi-WAn KenoBi

13. “Never tell
me the odds.”- Han Solo

14. “
a way of seeing
more of our
faults than we
would like. It's
the only way
we grow."- pADMÉ aMiDala

15. - oBi-WAn KeNoBi
“You will never find
a more wretched hive
of scum and villainy.

16. “sometimes we
must do what
is requested
of us.”- anAKiN
SkYWALKER

17. - GoLD fivE
“Stay on
Target”

18. “They're
tracking
us!
- leiA oRGANA

19. “Mind tricks don’t
work on me.”- WATTo

20. “Great kid.
Don’t get
cocky!”- HaN SoLo

21. “There’s always a bigger fish.”
- qui-gon JiNn

22. “You should
learn to
shoot first,
solo.”- boBA fETT

23. “it’s against my
programming to
impersonate a
deity. - C3Po

24. “SoRRy aBouT
tHE mESS!”- hAn SoLo

25. “Give
yourself
to the
dark side.”- DARTH vADER

26. “I don’t sleep
well anymore.”
- anAKiN SkYWALKER

27. “Soon will i REsT,
YES, forever sleep.
Earned iT i HAvE.
twilight is upon me,
soon nighT musT
fall.” - yoDA

28. [sad beep]
- R2D2

29. “Never Ignore
a call for
help.”
- Roa

30. “DiE Jedi dogs...
oh, what did i say?”
- C3Po

31. “Watch your mouth, kid. Or you’re going
to find yourself floating home.”
- hAn SoLo

32. “mEESA SoRRY!”- JAR JAR biNKS

33. “You came in thaT thing?
You’re Braver than I
ThoughT.”
- leia oRGaNA

34. - ezRA bRiDGER
“Come on. You
know how I
grew up. I'm
not used to
all these
rules.

35. “Why would i
risk my life
for a bunch of
strangers?”
- ezRa bRiDgER

36. “Sometimes
there are things
no one can fix.”- Padmé Amidala

37. “You don’t know how hard I found it,
signing the order to terminate your life.”
- Governor ‘grand moff’ Tarkin

38. “Death is a natural part of life.
Rejoice for those around you who
transform into The Force.” - yoDA

39. - aNAKin SoLo
“And
sometimes,
when i don’t
plan it,
something i
do hurts
somebody.

40. - laNDo cAlRiSSian
“I FEEL LIKE
AN IDIOT.”

41. “Lesson one from this experience:
Realize just how much you don’t know.
Lesson two: Make sure to learn from
lesson one. - JAcEn SoLo

42. “You have
forgoTTEN mE,
buT I WILL never
foRGeT yOU.”- DARTH MAuL

43. - luKE SKyWALKER
“There’s alwaystime for the
important
things. The trickis to recognize
the need, and
to create the
necessary time.

44. “overwhelming
odds, tough
target, scant
chance of
survival
business as
usual!
- CoRRAn hoRn

45. “oH, Switch Off!”- c3Po

46. - AhSoKa TANo
“This is a new day,
a new beginning.”

47. “Boy, It’s Lucky You Have
These Compartments!”- luKe SKyWAlKeR

48. “Twice
The Pride,
Double
The Fall.”- Count dooKu

49. - daRTh vAdER
“Search youR
fEELiNGS.”

50. “one thing’s
for sure,
we’re all
going to be
a lot
thinner.”
- HaN SoLo

51. “the circle
is now
complete.
when i left
you, i was
but the
learner.
now i am
the master.”
- DaRTH vAdER