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May 15th, 2010
The wizard’s Juice
Bilbo Baggins: Lost or Dead?
Bilbo has disappeared after a strange party in his house, An interview with
leaving the Shire without leaving any sign
Elrond, the great
Bilbo has disappeared after a never expected him to disappear elf.
strange party in his house, leaving on such a short notice” a hobbit Q:How did you feel when
the Shire without leaving any sign says. “He usually leaves a note you found out that Bilbo
which may look like he is just go- saying why he is absent and the had Ocrist?
ing for his normal after-tea walk. exact time and date when he A: When I first read the
Other Hobbits say that there was a comes back,” another hobbit says. moon-letters, I was sur-
strange noise in his house after He claims to have been in Bilbo's prised. I never knew such
many ranting and raving sounds in ordinary tea parties the most. an ancient sword could still
the Baggins' house. The hobbits exist after its long period of
have no clue about Bilbo Baggins' vanishment through the
whereabouts. “I always knew he ages of goblin-warring.
was 'queer' in some way, but I Q: Do you think it was
wise to let Thorin keep the
sword instead of Bilbo?
Dungeon Crawlers. Accessed 31 Jan. 2010. A: Yes. I doubt that Bilbo
<http://www.dungeoncrawlers.com/album knows exactly how to use a
s/hobbithole/TrickorTreat.jpg>.
sword, and the sword is too
big for him anyway.
Q: Would you have joined
the dwarves' party?
Bilbo Baggins' Survival Guide to Mirkwood A: No. I think that it was
●
Never approach the wise for me to not be on
this quest. Something made
●
Bring plenty of food. great castle of
me feel that I was not
●
Beware of the boat- Elvenking
meant to be with the quest.
It causes trouble. ●
If you find a river
●
Beware of silver with barrels, hop on
deers-they cannot be one. It will get you
hunted. out of Mirkwood and
●
Don't go begging onto Lake-Town.
food in a party. They ●
Never, Ever, go from
will run and also get the sides of the
the Elvenking angry. woods.

2. Wizard magic
crossword
Baggins Oin
Gloin Dori Spirit of Sherwood: The
Balin Sword Official Robin of Sher-
Hobbit Dwalin wood Fanclub. Accessed
Bifur Thorin 31 Jan. 2010.
<http://www.robinofsherw
Kili Dwarf ood.org/images/wristband_
Bilbo Wizard green.jpg>.
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