This document is a parody Christmas song about a statistician named Rudolph. It describes how Rudolph sampled data everywhere on things like mean heights and heart conditions. On a foggy Christmas Eve, Santa asked Rudolph to use his statistics skills to determine what gifts to bring by polling children. Rudolph's analysis found that Nintendos and Barbies were the most popular gifts.

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Rudolph the Statistician
(to the tune of "Rudolph")
Rudolph the statistician
Sampled data everywhere!
Mean heights and heart conditions
Calculated with great care!
All the population
Living from coast to coast
Sought out his data samples
He would always give the most!
Then one foggy Xmas Eve
Santa came to say,
“Rudolph, with your pencil write,
What gifts I should bring tonight.”
Quickly, he polled the children,
And Rudolph shouted with glee,
“Stats did provide the answer:
Give Nintendos and Barbies!