The document is a song book containing a song set to the tune of "Jingle Bells" that celebrates Isaac Newton and his contributions to mathematics and physics. The song describes Newton's childhood where he was small but later stood up to bullies, his poor performance in school but later achievements, his studies under Isaac Barrow and becoming his successor at Trinity, and publishing his seminal work Principia in 1687, which established the foundations of classical mechanics.

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Jingle Bells for Newton!
(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Newton's day today,
Oh, what fun it is to derive in Newton's open sleigh, hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Newton's day today,
Oh, what fun it is to derive in Newton's op en sleigh, y prime!
A little tiny kid,
Was born on Christmas Day.
They thought he was a wimp,
And laughed at him all day! HA HA HA!
But little did they know,
He'd really had enough!
That "short giant" showed them one day,
He'd beat a bully up!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Newton's day today,
Oh, what fun it is to derive in Newton's open sleigh, hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Newton's day today,
Oh, what fun it is to derive in Newton's open sleigh, y prime!
In school he was a dunce,
He didn't get good grades!
They thought that he would fail,
And not be a thing! HA HA HA!
But little did they know,
What he was to show them!
He became one of the greatest men
In the mathematics world!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Newton's day today,
Oh, what fun it is to derive in Newton's open sleigh, hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Newton's day today,
Oh, what fun it is to derive in Newton's open sleigh, y prime!
He went to Trinity,
Where Isaac Barrow taught.
And in 1669,
He took over his spot! HA HA HA!
During all this time,
He began to think a lot!
Then in '87 he went
And wrote Principia!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Newton's day today,
Oh, what fun it is to derive in Newton's open sleigh, hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Newton's day today,
Oh, what fun it is to derive in Newton's open sleigh, y prime!