carols

1. "A Grinchy Calculus!"
(to the tune of "Your a Mean One Mr. Grinch")
Pages 11-12 Calculus Song Book
You’re a mean one, calculus
You are a little rough
But MrG will get us through it
We all know that we are tough
Calculus
Just take the derivative…
And set it equal to zero
You’re a monster, calculus
The slope is undefined??
My brain is full of inverse functions
Is it cosine or arcsine?
Calculus
I couldn’t do you without my TI-89
You’re a vile one, calculus
Don’t forget to add plus C
Gone are days of simple functions
ax^2 + bx + c
Calculus
Given the choice between minimizing and maximizing
I’d choose…
Going back to Algebra 2

2. "A Grinchy Calculus!"
(to the tune of "Your a Mean One Mr. Grinch")
Pages 11-12 Calculus Song Book
You’re a foul one, calculus
Straight line motion what’s that mean?
Derivative of the position gives you the velocity
Calculus
The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote,
Derivative
Equals
Zero
We say you’re awful, calculus
But really you are fine
We all will work together
AP Test? We’ll get a five
Calculus
Even though we’re super dramatic and
You make us cry sometimes we actually
Sorta look forward to your class
And you’re kinda okay.
Thanks for everything,
CALCULUS