La Taquilla          Página 24           Enero-Abril 2009        Año II I                       Numero V

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PáGina 24 Entretenimiento

  1. 1. La Taquilla Página 24 Enero-Abril 2009 Año II I Numero V Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said. A little boy asks a driver : When did you first notice this problem? - Could you give me a ride, please? I'm What problem? late for school. - But I'm heading in the opposite What is the oldest animal? direction, son. Cow - Even better! Why? Because it is in black and White. A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said: - "All right, who's the other father!?!" A quelle question ne peut-on jamais Un type discute avec son copain: répondre oui ? - Ça va mal ces jours-ci, ma femme passe ses soirées à faire le tour des bars Quelle est la différence entre un de la ville. - Elle est alcoolique? fonctionnaire et un chômeur ? - Non, elle me cherche. Qu'est-ce qui naît grand et meurt petit ? Deux gars se rencontrent : - J'ai du mal à joindre les deux bouts en ce moment. Tu te rends compte que tous les matins, ma femme me demande 100 euros? - 100 euros? La vache! Comment tu fais? - Ben, je ne lui donne pas. Marina Riera 4º C

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