This document contains several short anecdotes or jokes in Spanish and French, including: 1) A blond man angrily asks his wife who the other father is after she gives birth to twin boys. 2) A man complains to his friend that his wife spends her evenings bar hopping around town. 3) Two men discuss how one man's wife asks for 100 euros each morning but he does not give it to her.

1. La Taquilla Página 24 Enero-Abril 2009 Año II I Numero V
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never
remember what I just said. A little boy asks a driver :
When did you first notice this problem? - Could you give me a ride, please? I'm
What problem? late for school.
- But I'm heading in the opposite
What is the oldest animal? direction, son.
Cow - Even better!
Why?
Because it is in black and White.
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married
and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started
having contractions, so the husband rushed her to
the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a
trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby
boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife
and angrily said:
- "All right, who's the other father!?!"
A quelle question ne peut-on jamais
Un type discute avec son copain:
répondre oui ?
- Ça va mal ces jours-ci, ma femme
passe ses soirées à faire le tour des bars
Quelle est la différence entre un
de la ville.
- Elle est alcoolique? fonctionnaire et un chômeur ?
- Non, elle me cherche.
Qu'est-ce qui naît grand et meurt petit ?
Deux gars se rencontrent :
- J'ai du mal à joindre les deux
bouts en ce moment. Tu te rends
compte que tous les matins, ma
femme me demande 100 euros?
- 100 euros? La vache! Comment tu
fais?
- Ben, je ne lui donne pas.
Marina Riera 4º C