Murphy and his friend George went golfing together like they had done for 20 years. Murphy had an excellent game, starting 4 under par including a hole-in-two on the third hole. However, George had a heart attack and died on the fourth hole, leaving Murphy exhausted from continuing his game while dragging George's body between shots.

1. Murphy and his friend George go golfing together one Saturday morning, as they have done for 20 years straight.

2. Later that day, Murphy returns home exhausted, and plops down in the easy chair.

3. Did anything go wrong with your game?

4. No, no, I had the best game I had in years!

5. As a matter of fact, I started out the first three holes at 4 under par, including a hole-in-two on the 3 rd .

6. So why are you so beat?

7. Well, George had a heart attack and died on the 4th hole .

8. What??? And you're so exhausted from trying to save him, huh?

9. No, It was very quick and there was nothing anyone could've done.

10. But after that, it was just hit the ball, drag George, hit the ball, drag George...