This document describes several Dharma door methods that were developed or experienced by the author. These methods were checked against teachings from eight Chinese Buddhist schools and help check the author's reincarnations or continuity of mind. Some of the methods include "Privacy as an Illusion, Used in Business Interest" and "Komunist Lova to Only One godOOO Enjoyers". The methods are said to bring awareness to major world delusions and their tragic consequences while providing relaxation, peace of mind, happiness and expansion of knowledge.