The document is a series of yes or no questions determining the location of the Question Keeper. They do not live in the northern hemisphere, have a different time zone, live in a small town, Spain, or Northern Territory, Australia. They live in Daily River, close to Darwin.

1. Question Keepers!
1. Do live in the northern hemisphere: No
2. Do you have the same time as us? No
3. Do you live in a small town? Yes
4. Do you live in Spain? No
5.Do you live in Australia? Yes
6. Do you live in the Northern Territory? Yes
7. Do you live in Darwin? Yes, close
8. Do you live in Daily River? Yes
THEY LIVE IN DAILY RIVER! WE WON! 
 THEY GO FOR THE CATS! 