Ail Ty

Manila, Philippines

Faculty

Me in 130 words: I teach little children. I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue, speak four languages, make good paper-maché beads, bake damn good brownies, hike long hours, sleep/cook in tents, and climb mountains. I'm pure Chinese; sometimes I hate it when I look it. People say I'm weird but my friends are weirder, so in comparison, I'm pretty normal. I like being with people who eat a lot and tell corny jokes. I also like reading dark and disturbing books about killers, deranged humans, sick twisted plots, and freaky non-earthly worlds. I don't like nails on chalkboard, prunes, unevenly stapled sheets of paper, second-hand smoke, and marshmallows. I stop traffic by making loud yelping