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Slightly greying word-based creative with over 20 years' experience, working for major brands and little ones which are just as interesting and usually pay more quickly. I lovingly ejaculate everything from tweets to brochures to speeches that make your CEO sound human, and have the magic ability to generate 500 word blogs from just two bullet points. Many months ago, I was an agency director before deciding to earn less money, go freelance and watch repeats of Homes under the Hammer in my dressing gown. I'm pretty good at working with other creatives, have an impenetrable emotional shell when it comes to criticism, and own an actual business suit which almost fits me. Caution: I do not h...